Zit Activists Move To Ban Oxecution

By Sleeping Disorder
Defending the rights of skin blemishes everywhere, activists for the rights of zits have recently made a plea for a worldwide ban against oxecution. According to spokespersons of this campaign, "The global Oxy 10 super corporation is spreading its anti-zit propaganda, encouraging teens to simply 'Oxecute 'Em.' As a result, each year millions of pimples, zits, craters and blackheads are oxecuted without trial. Oxecution is cruel and barbaric, let alone a violation of international chemical warfare restrictions. We will not stand for this facial cleansing."

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