Issue 4

Mission: Impossible

Star Wars Prequel Exclusive!

New Search Engine "Whoopie!" Introduced

Zit Activists Move To Ban Oxecution

Time Traveler Visits Present Day

Beach Boys Offer Solution To Global Economic Crisis

Latest Medical Study Findings

Asleep At The Wheel

Don't Even Think About It

Senioritis Setting In

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Don't Even Think About It

By Square Root Canal
Don't even think about it. I see what you're doing. You do, and you're dead. Yeah, that's right. Just back off. Don't even think about it. Jerk.

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