Your mission, should you choose to accept it: Join the Homecoming parade and spread the message that The Underground is the premier underground paper of Wauwatosa East High School.
Star Wars Prequel Exclusive *
New Search Engine "Whoopie!" Introduced
Zit Activists Move To Ban Oxecution
Time Traveler Visits Present Day
Beach Boys Offer Solution To Global Economic Crisis
Latest Medical Study Findings
Asleep At The Wheel
Don't Even Think About It
Senioritis Setting In *
A Few Words From Sleeping Disorder
Quote of the Issue:
-all Underground staff participating in the Homecoming parade infiltration
"Mr. Hays is awesome."