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Star Wars Prequel Exclusive *

New Search Engine "Whoopie!" Introduced

Zit Activists Move To Ban Oxecution

Time Traveler Visits Present Day

Beach Boys Offer Solution To Global Economic Crisis

Latest Medical Study Findings

Asleep At The Wheel

Don't Even Think About It

Senioritis Setting In *

Quote of the Issue:
"Mr. Hays is awesome."
-all Underground staff participating in the Homecoming parade infiltration

The Underground salutes actor Roddy McDowall (1928-1998)

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