Where The Hell Is Club K-Swiss?
By Raging Hormone
Have you seen those commercials for Club K-Swiss? It seems like a pretty cool place. The commercial makes it look like everybody is having fun. Everybody is good at sports. They have lots of different sports from tennis to rugby. I like rugby. It's a sport where you can actually beat someone senseless.
Is this some exclusive club? Am I so out of the loop or not cool enough that nobody has told me where it is? I bought a pair of these shoes. There was no address or advertisement for the club. The shoes didn't make every sport fun. I still suck at sports, too. Is this some cheap trick to get people to buy the shoes? By the way, where the hell is Niketown, which is also known as Sweatshop City?
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