Issue 3

Local Homeless Person Sells Out, Gets Job

Bertorello Sightings On The Rise

"Happy Drinking Bird" Makes Strong Bid
For President In 2000

Cannibals Riot At Body Shop

Pirate Activists Speak Out

Domes Commissioner Honored

Love That Beeshu!

Where The Hell Is Club K-Swiss?

Schoolrats (Uncensored)

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Where The Hell Is Club K-Swiss?

By Raging Hormone
Have you seen those commercials for Club K-Swiss? It seems like a pretty cool place. The commercial makes it look like everybody is having fun. Everybody is good at sports. They have lots of different sports from tennis to rugby. I like rugby. It's a sport where you can actually beat someone senseless.

Is this some exclusive club? Am I so out of the loop or not cool enough that nobody has told me where it is? I bought a pair of these shoes. There was no address or advertisement for the club. The shoes didn't make every sport fun. I still suck at sports, too. Is this some cheap trick to get people to buy the shoes? By the way, where the hell is Niketown, which is also known as Sweatshop City?

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