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Recently, Jiang Zemin, president of the People's Republic of China visited the United States. What are your feelings on his visit?

opinion pic 1 Mick Jagger --- Professional Bowler
"I thought it was a bit disturbing when he told his limo driver to just 'run over' some protestors in California."
Richard Gere --- Attorney General
"Forget about the human rights violations of the Chinese, what about the countless numbers of cats they've killed to put in their food?"
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opinion pic 3 Margaret Thatcher --- Lunch Lady
"It's about time some Chinese leaders came over here and bribed President Clinton in person."
Billy Corgan --- Insurance Salesman
"Seeing Jiang Zemin get a Philadelphia Flyers jersey reminded me of the time when Mao Zedong was made an honorary member of the KISS army."
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