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Ron Popeil --- Economist
"It's all part of Mr. Hays' secret experiments on cloning penguins."

Frank Costanza --- Turkey Rancher
"Mr. Oloizia is actually Mr. Freeze and he needs the cold temperatures in order to survive."

Björk --- Lady Lawyer
"Because Mr. Vitrano likes it that way, and don't let his easy-going demeanor fool you, Mr. Vitrano rules this school with an iron fist."

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