By Kesus
After a disappointing senior ball, I'm in the market for a new bride. I've been looking through a few catalogues, and for the money i spent on "senior b," I could have bought myself a firm Russian woman. By saving my money instead of waiting in bread lines, I'll have almost enough rubles to buy the "dominant" wife. She costs as much as two "docile" wives, but she's twice as much fun. Plus, she has been trained to speak with a faux-German accent, and who doesn't like a round German dominatrix?

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