Issue 12

Fight The Power
White Male
History Month
Joe Wong
Funniest Home
Videos Shows
10,000th Hit
To Groin
Top Ten Reasons
To Become A
Cardinal Newsie
Oliver Sucks
Wu-Tang Is For
The Children

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Top Ten Reasons To Become A Cardinal Newsie

By M. F. Luder

10.) Hand delivered copies of the Underground
9.) Mrs. Barrington's "home cookin'"
8.) No study hall supervision in the Newsroom... you know... "wild orgies"
7.) The zany antics of Rob Kennedy
6.) No problems with cannibals. Well actually they can be bad, unless you're down with Luke Wagner
5.) The "hands on" leadership of Mike Trinastic
4.) It's much easier to write non-entertaining articles
3.) Computers for clipart, Doom, and porn
2.) Cold beer in the 'fridge, not warm tequila like the Underground staffers get
1.) Sneak peeks at Jeff Pertl's "centerspread"

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