Top Ten Reasons To Become A Cardinal Newsie
By M. F. Luder
10.) Hand delivered copies of the Underground
9.) Mrs. Barrington's "home cookin'"
8.) No study hall supervision in the Newsroom... you know... "wild orgies"
7.) The zany antics of Rob Kennedy
6.) No problems with cannibals. Well actually they can be bad, unless you're down with Luke Wagner
5.) The "hands on" leadership of Mike Trinastic
4.) It's much easier to write non-entertaining articles
3.) Computers for clipart, Doom, and porn
2.) Cold beer in the 'fridge, not warm tequila like the Underground staffers get
1.) Sneak peeks at Jeff Pertl's "centerspread"
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