Ms. Bertorello Kicks Ass
Her flamboyant nature, random "donut days," and occasional semi-drunkenness have made her a student favorite for years.
Girls Attracted To Guys Who Eat Frosted Flakes
Conspiracy Corner - CTW
Betsy Schaller Is On Crack
And Now... Deep Thoughts
The walrus knows that there aren't any articles exclusively for The Underground Online, mainly because of the Special Issue 11.5 coming out next week. But if you would like to still contribute to The Underground Online for Issue 12, go right ahead.
Another very good issue. I expected to get a response from Bertorello after the headline, especially after I slipped an issue under the door, but she never mentioned a thing about it. Nonetheless, "Women's Suffrage," actually the second draft of the article written by The Regulator, is excellent (especially the ending), "Girls Attracted To Guys Who Eat Frosted Flakes" is biting sarcasm at its best, and "Betsy Schaller Is On Crack" was actually written by Betsy Schaller. As if that wasn't enough, Baliverne finally broke free of the "online-only" status with a very funny Deep Thoughts.
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