Mormons Develop The Bomb
"'Tis true," said Orville Smith, Mormon leader, "We have the bomb, and ye best take care not to anger us."
Area Korn Fan Fails To Invert "R"
Attractive, Funny, Intelligent Girl Discovered At Tosa East
Weighted Grades Now!
Local Student May Have Ulterior Motives For Wearing USC Merchandise
Owner Of A Lonely Sock *
Quote of the Issue:
-Newman, to the staff of The Underground '99
"You guys need to get a bit edgier."
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* Only on The Underground Online