Mormons Develop The Bomb
"'Tis true," said Orville Smith, Mormon leader, "We have the bomb, and ye best take care not to anger us."

Area Korn Fan Fails To Invert "R"

Attractive, Funny, Intelligent Girl Discovered At Tosa East

Weighted Grades Now!

Local Student May Have Ulterior Motives For Wearing USC Merchandise

Owner Of A Lonely Sock *

Quote of the Issue:
"You guys need to get a bit edgier."
-Newman, to the staff of The Underground '99

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* Only on The Underground Online