Those Damn Welsh!
The menace that is Wales has been waiting for the time to strike, and I fear that time may be near.
John Grisham To Write Law-Related Novel
America Online Is Evil
"Sausage" For Sale
White Boy Keyboard Jazz
Quote Of The Day *
"Your life is more interesting because you're online."
From an ad for AOL's 'Teens Channel.'
Nothing in The Underground is ever true.
This is the first issue that started a trend of better and better issues of The Underground. Virtually no one got the concept behind the "Those Damn Welsh!" headline, but all the other articles were received very well. I consider "America Online Is Evil" one of the best articles ever; it just missed inclusion in the voting for Best Article (any more than seven choices would really be too much). That and "John Grisham To Write Law-Related Novel" were well-liked by the Cardinal Newsies, "Swenson" was well-liked by Mr. Swenson, and "'Sausage' For Sale" was well liked by all the sickos who read The Underground (there are quite a few out there, and even quite a few on the staff). "White Boy Keyboard Jazz" also chronicled the beginnings of a band known as Astronaut Ice Cream Headache.
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