Issue 5

The
Underground
Raises The Roof
Naming Rights
The
Underground
Sucks!
The Joys Of
Mastication
Flicker Fever
I Have A
Drum Machine


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the underground online
issue five - november 24 1997

Read a letter to the editors of the Cardinal News written by Newman on Friday, November 21.


The Underground Raises The Roof

I can't tell you the details of how we got in [the 3rd floor], but suffice it to say that it involved a crowbar, some WD-40, and a well-placed ferret.

Naming Rights

The Underground Sucks!

The Joys Of Mastication*

Flicker Fever

I Have A Drum Machine - The Battle Of The Bands



Newman's Notes:
I think that this issue is almost as good as issue four, but once again it suffers from not being taken seriously enough, a problem that almost ended The Underground after six issues. Very few people actually believed that we went to the third floor (we did, I have the pictures to prove it). Also, the sarcasm of "The Underground Sucks!" was lost on many, as was the excellent (although brief) satire of "I Have A Drum Machine" by Kesus. The Cardinal News, in their rebuttal to the letter linked above in their December issue, claimed that The Underground was becoming increasingly self-absorbed, pointing to this issue's two articles with "The Underground" in the title. This is one of the most-read issues ever, due to the fact that this is the time when The Underground Online won "Best of Pod" from Tripod, prompting a flood of 200 hits.

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