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paranoid android
director:
daniel danger
Please could you stop the noise, I'm trying to get some rest
a man sitting in a mental institution cell gets up from bed and walks towards the small, barred, window. He yells at the people outside. They all look up and wave, a subtitle on the bottom of the screen says "HI FRANK!!"
From all the unborn chicken voices in my head
He shakes his fist at them, turns around and stumbles back to his bed. He sits down and pulls an issue of Popular Mechanics (from 1954) and opens it up to the Do-it-yourself section. He barely has time to look at it before he notives someone (a doctor) outside his door (someone slid open the hatch in the door)
What's that... [I may be paranoid, but I'm no android]
The insane man starts yelling "whats that" at the doctor outside along who shows no emotion.
What's that... [I may be paranoid, but I'm no android]
He realises the man outside doesnt care, he starts pounding on the door.
When I am king, you will be first against the wall
He reaches through the slot in the door and pulls the doctor at him (and right into the door.)
With your opinion which is of no consequence at all
he pushes the doctor back and he falls to the floor, he gets up, he adjusts his glasses, he makes some notes on his clipboard and walks off
What's that... [I may be paranoid, but I'm no android]
He walks back to his magazine, singing along with the music he cant hear.
What's that... [I may be paranoid, but I'm no android]
He looks at the plan to build-your-own-jet-plane
Ambition makes you look pretty ugly
he starts breaking and ripping his bed apart. The camera goes real fast until he touches something, where it slows down, but the moment he drops it or lets go, the camera speeds back up (this is done specifically to mess with old peoples heads, who will think their brain is on the fritz)
Kicking and squealing, Gucci little piggy
Still being fast/slow, as he starts picking up peices of metal from the floor and comparing it to things in the magazine.
You don't remember
he starts bending the metal into weird shapes,
You don't remember
He grabs the magazine and runs to the window, waving the magazine to show the others his plan. Hes laughing at them as if the say "im gonna be free"
Why don't you remember my name
Once again, they all wave in unison, and small white letters say on the bottom "HI BILL"
Off with his head, man
He runs back to his project. He starts stacking and tying the peices of metal into the crude shape of a plane.
Off with his head, man
His plane looks nothing like the one in the magazine.
Why don't you remember my name
Back to the window, he yells at the crowd below, "HI GEORGE!" they yell at him.
I guess he does
he yells as if to ask for help.
Rain down
They all start throwing their shoes at him
rain down
He tries to catch a few
come on
He gets a few, and he nods a few in thanks, and pulls his head back in
rain down
he starts pulling the shoelaces from the shoe
on me
and starts to tie more metal to his "plane"
From a great height
he piles all the lace-less shoes in his arms and walks to the window
from a great height... height...
he sticks his arms out the window and stars dropping the shoes
Rain down
all the shoes start hitting people
rain down
they all scream (more small white letters) "STOP IT JEAN-PIERRE"
come on
they all run In terror of the falling shoes
rain down
he laughs at them
on me
he pulls his head back in, smirking
From a great height
from a great height... height...
Rain down
rain down
come on
rain down
on me
through this whole part, he builds up his "plane" and prepares it for "takeoff"
[That's it sir
he starts talking to himself along with the song which he cant hear
You're leaving
still talking to himself
The crackle of pigskin
He starts wrapping the sheets from his bed around the "wings"
The dust and the screaming
he sits on top of his "plane"
The yuppies networking
and waits for it to take off
The panic, the vomit
it doesnt happen
The panic, the vomit]
"why doesnt it happen"
God loves his children, God loves his children, yeah!
He gets off his plane and walks to the window to tell the others that hes not going anywhere.
"SURE THING CHIEF"
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