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creep
director: daniel danger

"excuse me, mr soper?" says a voice from the front of the room, a nun (hes obviously in a catholic school, and an all female school so everyones wearing uniforms, including steve, except his isnt a dress.) shakes her head at him. As the nun looks down a girl in the front row leans out of her desk and looks back at steve and smile. Steve smiles back nervously.

When you were here before
He looks back down at his desk. Hes been drawing on a crumpled peice of notebook paper.

Couldn't look you in the eye
It shows a stick figure drawing of steve and this girl in wedding clothes. "ME" and "HER" is labeled as well as "PET PIG" "ROCKET SHIP" "INDIAN" and "GRANDMA", which are also apparently part of the wedding scene
You're just like an angel
He continues the drawing, adding little wings and a halo the the drawing of her.
Your skin makes me cry
He adds muscles and a bloody knife to the picture of him.
You float like a feather
He peeks around the girl and front of him and looks at the girl in the front.
In a beautiful world
Her leg is sticking out into the aisle and she is flipping her shoe around.
And I wish I was special
At this point steves drawing has a crown on the picture of him. And medals drawn around his neck.
You're so fucking special
Hes drawn huge breasts on the picture of his dream girl in the front row.


But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
He gets up, as if to talk to her. Straightens out his clothes.
What the hell am I doing here?
He starts walking up the aisle towards her.
I don't belong here
He looks around the classroom, all staring at him, so he sits back down. He quickly wipes tears from his eyes, hoping no one will notice.

I don't care if it hurts
He clenches his fists in anger
I want to have control
He pounds his desk with both hands.
I want a perfect body
He notices that hes chubby.
I want a perfect soul
He tries to suck it in.
I want you to notice
He stands up (still sucking in his gut) hoping she’ll notice how buff he is.
When I'm not around
she just sits there brushing her hair, she doesnt notice.
You're so fucking special
Starts making kissing notions at her hand mirror
I wish I was special
Gives up and stops sucking it in, it all flops down.

But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
Walks back to his desk, covered in sci-fi comic books and drawings of monsters.
What the hell am I doing here?
Looks at all the girls in the classroom, (keep in mind hes the only male in the whole school)

I don't belong here
They all turn in unison (exept for that one girl) and glare at him.

She's running out again
She gets up, says something breifly to the teacher, and leaves the room
She's running out
As she leaves the room, she looks back at him.
She's run run run running out
She closes the classroom door.

Whatever makes you happy
Steve gets up
Whatever you want
Walks to the front
You're so fucking special
Drops the picture of them on her desk
I wish I was special
Walks out the door (not after her)

But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
As he leaves the room, she is about to enter.
What the hell am I doing here?
Looks at her briefly and walks down the hallway. Skipping and dragging his hand on the lockers.
I don't belong here
turns the corner, and goes outside.
I don't belong here
He walks up to a hill looking into the classroom.

He sits there and watches her walk into the room, notice the drawing, pick it up and look at it.
Then she holds it up for everyone to see.
Everyone laughs at his stupidity.
Steve pulls out a pad and does a very graphic drawing of 20 catholic school girls getting bombed by a short funny man in a fighter plane.