Joel Larimore The Major League Assholes QB Brunell Jax 21 RB Huntley Pit -1 RB Dillon Cin 8 WR Owens SF 29 WR McCardell Jax 12 WR Johnson TB 1 K Janikowski Oak 29 DEF Raiders Oak 38 XF Taylor Jax 7 Total Points = 144

Phil I./Dave P. Team Adequate QB Johnson Was 31 RB Wheatley Oak 21 RB George Ten 18 WR Crowell Det 15 WR Holt Stl 54 WR Toomer NYG 9 K Mare Mia 16 DEF Ravens Bal 53 XF Morris KC 6 Total Points = 223

Dan Coates The Insane Killer Chipmunks QB Testaverde NYJ 12 RB Levens GB 9 RB Garner SF 62 WR Johnson Cle 6 WR Boston Ari 6 WR McCaffrey Den 4 K Wilkins Stl 25 DEF Buccaneers TB 26 XF Faulk NE 7 Total Points = 157

John Roberts The Iowa Barnstormers QB Banks Bal 22 RB Faulk Stl 19 RB Williams NO 37 WR Robinson Chi 28 WR Freeman GB 4 WR Smith Den 36 K Seder Dal 18 DEF Dolphins Mia 32 XF Hilliard NYG 30 Total Points = 226

Brett Aurit The Kung-Fu Moo Shu QB Bledsoe NE 4 RB Davis Was 14 RB Alstott TB 9 WR Bruce Stl 36 WR Ismail Dal 5 WR Brady Jax 4 K Del Greco Ten 32 DEF Titans Ten 14 XF Barber NYG 22 Total Points = 140

Chuck Knudsen The Lazy Bastards QB Warner Stl 42 RB Dayne NYG 1 RB Anderson Atl 13 WR Chrebet NYJ 13 WR Harrison Ind 21 WR Pickens Ten 15 K Longwell GB 62 DEF Rams Stl 37 XF Bettis Pit 24 Total Points = 228

Tyson Kuhrmeier The Power Players QB Chandler SF 17 RB Anderson Den 23 RB Smith Mia 7 WR Jefferson Atl 15 WR Morton Det 23 WR Jackson Sea 13 K Andersen Atl 27 DEF Browns Cle 10 XF Allen Chi 15 Total Points = 150

Shawn Feist The Vanilla Skyy Storm QB Favre GB 22 RB James Ind 28 RB Staley Phi 13 WR Smith Jax 48 WR Brown Oak 17 WR Horn NO 9 K Hanson Det 3 DEF Jaguars Jax 1 XF Watters Sea 13 Total Points = 154