Monday, October 03, 2005
Spinster Sodomites
Certain elements of the right wing in America aren't too pleased with Harriet Miers's nomination today...
Actually, the more I thought about this, the funnier it gets. You hear this "God caused the hurricanes because he's mad at us" thing a lot and usually I dismiss it as usual wingnut kookery, but tonight I thought about what it would mean if it were true. For starters, the last real big hurricane to hit the U.S. was Hurricane Andrew in 1992, when Bush's dad was President. You also had the 1989 Loma Prieta earthquake during Bush I's tenure that hit near San Francisco. Then Clinton came into office and we had an unusually calm period of hurricane activity, along with few other major natural disasters and general peace and prosperity. Finally, George W. Bush was elected in 2000 and we had 9/11, hurricanes Katrina and Rita, and the tsunami last year. So I guess what I'm saying is, if God's causing these disasters, isn't he trying to tell us that he enjoyed Bill Clinton and he's really pissed at the Bush family?
Oh great--now Souter will have another homo to keep him company on SCOTUS. Unmarried at 60? Ummm...sounds like a lesbo! I mean, when the wingnut New York Times speaks in gay code about her "she took part in law firm softball games" (it is Known that softball is a big lesbian sport) and she likes to play tennis (Billies Jean King played tennis too) and she likes to watch football (watches FOOTBALL and has no husband, ummm...you do the math) This chick is a Lesbo! Big time. In the name of Our Lord and Saviour the Christ Jesus, what is up with the Bushes (41 & 43) and their penchant for promoting old spinster Sodomites to lifetime appointments where they can impose their homosexual lifestyle on our children? Weren't Katrina and Rita really signals that God is Displeased and His Judgement shall "regin"" upon us?Ten bucks says this guy's ancestors were burning witches 300 years ago. Hey, I played softball when I was 9 - did that make me a lesbian?
Actually, the more I thought about this, the funnier it gets. You hear this "God caused the hurricanes because he's mad at us" thing a lot and usually I dismiss it as usual wingnut kookery, but tonight I thought about what it would mean if it were true. For starters, the last real big hurricane to hit the U.S. was Hurricane Andrew in 1992, when Bush's dad was President. You also had the 1989 Loma Prieta earthquake during Bush I's tenure that hit near San Francisco. Then Clinton came into office and we had an unusually calm period of hurricane activity, along with few other major natural disasters and general peace and prosperity. Finally, George W. Bush was elected in 2000 and we had 9/11, hurricanes Katrina and Rita, and the tsunami last year. So I guess what I'm saying is, if God's causing these disasters, isn't he trying to tell us that he enjoyed Bill Clinton and he's really pissed at the Bush family?
